Dear Younger Me,
If it's possible, don't go out on the night of January 18th, 2007. Something really bad happens that night that just alters you forever. (Literally.)
Look, I'm not going to go into a lot of details since you'll probably think I am out of my mind. (And trust me, I wouldn't blame you, Younger Me, because up until that night, I would have thought I was crazy too. Or...something like that.)
Simply stated - you get a flat tire and are attacked by two not-so-nice folks. When you come to, you're disoriented and realize that you've been changed in a way you'd never expect and now have to deal with it. There's nothing you can do to change your fate. You're stuck with it.
So, please, please, please, just call in sick to work that day, stay home, get your tire fixed during the day. Anything but going out that night, okay?
If it's possible, don't go out on the night of January 18th, 2007. Something really bad happens that night that just alters you forever. (Literally.)
Look, I'm not going to go into a lot of details since you'll probably think I am out of my mind. (And trust me, I wouldn't blame you, Younger Me, because up until that night, I would have thought I was crazy too. Or...something like that.)
Simply stated - you get a flat tire and are attacked by two not-so-nice folks. When you come to, you're disoriented and realize that you've been changed in a way you'd never expect and now have to deal with it. There's nothing you can do to change your fate. You're stuck with it.
So, please, please, please, just call in sick to work that day, stay home, get your tire fixed during the day. Anything but going out that night, okay?